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March 25, 2008

Nothing is written…..

Filed under: Mundane — The Big Kahuna @ 8:27 pm

Rado and I are a little over halfway (I think) in viewing one of the greatest of all film spectacles, David Lean’s imcomparable epic, Lawrence of Arabia.

This film has to be seen to be believed. I think the most amazing thing – apart from the – how did I read the term used the other day – ‘painterly’ use of the widescreen canvas, is the way Lean has conveyed his characters. Not only o’Toole as Lawrwnce, but all of the majors are developed as true multi dimensional individuals, not just stock cutouts.

A true gem, especially when one considers how this film considerably pre dates the schlocky overuse of the CGI tool. IN this film, if you want a sunrise – you make sure you and the crew get up early to get one!

Cant wait to see how it all pans out!

PS - the post title is perhaps my favourite quote from the film – you will have to see it and the scene in order to understand why!

March 24, 2008

Who was Lawrence Welk?

Filed under: Mundane — The Big Kahuna @ 3:27 pm

Given that February has been such a drought on my blogging efforts (last post was on Jan 22), I thought it was time for a quick dive into – what else -typical pop culture minutia?

Case in point – while aimlessly tubing and facebooking over the long weekend, I came across the little gem that is the dinner party scene in American Beauty – the one where Lester famously throws the plate of asparagus on the wall after declaring “I didn’t LOSE my job – its not like – whoops where is it – I QUIT”.

Like most great films, music is also crucial in American Beauty – as a means to convey mood, atmosphere and at times to function as an integral part of the script. Scene kicks off with the delectably placed irony of Bobby Darrin’s “Call Me Irresponsible” (if you recall the scene, you will know why) – and then as another holiday for strings number starts, Lester in his newly found pique of bravado asserts that he has had enough of this “Lawrence Welk shit”

Which got me thinking – I had no idea who this person was! Well, now I do!

And thanks Wikipedia, now you do too!

January 22, 2008

Shhhhh….Mummy’s being FABULOUS right now!

Filed under: Mundane — The Big Kahuna @ 8:27 pm

 

Leave it to Vanity Fair to keep coming up with these great bylines – something I’ve aspired to with this journal (well apart from the last few months when my blogging skills have been in very short supply.

The Yummy Mummy in question – and I can’t believe I just used that term – is an actress I have a new found respect for after reading the latest cover of Vanity – one Julia “theyr’e called boobs Ed” Roberts.

No longer Hollywood bimbo, if indeed she ever fit into that category, Roberts demonstrates a sharp sense of familial devotion, career indifference to both her hits and flops, as well as convincing you of her all round ‘normal-ness’. Especially ironic to hear her take on the sad circus that is the Britney/Lindsay/Paris freakshow and how profoundly ill equipped young people of that type really are, predicting how they will crash and burn with the thud of a pre destined supernova! She gently reminds readers that prior to the smash of Garry Marshall’s Pretty Woman, she had already starred in Mystic Pizza and Steel Magnolias (I think). So overnight sensation – NOT!

Charlie Wilsons War (the ostensible reason for the far from VF puff piece) as well as sounding and looking like fun, actually may have something to say – another rarity in todays orgy of West Coast celluloid drivel. She’s a classy lady indeed!

January 16, 2008

Another slice anyone?

Filed under: Mundane — The Big Kahuna @ 7:26 am

 

Just when you think Apple’s Steve Jobs couldnt get any more sexier – I’m talking purely in the uber-geek status stakes here – comes this further little step up the ladder to Star Trek gadget arrival.

Nothin but AIR there indeed – check it out!

Its 2.5cm thick and turns on the second its opened. Meanwhile, I love the “ooohs and ahhhhs” from the audience at its unveiling at the MacWorld conference in San Fransisco.

You can read the article here!

December 19, 2007

My Eulogy for my Grandmother

Filed under: Musings — The Big Kahuna @ 7:21 pm

 

My grandmother, Marcella May Moran, died last Friday. She was 96. The family and I made the trip up to Nambucca Heads on Monday for her funeral on Tuesday. As well as acting as pallbearer along with my other cousins, I was also asked to write and deliver her eulogy. By reading this, you will hopefully gain an insight to the inspirational woman that was my grandmother.

BTW - just as an aside, this eulogy was embraced by everyone present in the church – and I can’t tell you how proud I was that so many people came up to me afterwards, mentioning it was a very fitting and poignant farewell to my Gran.

Marcella May Moran (aka Gran)

My grandmother, Marcella May Moran, was a woman of many inner strengths, unique qualities and abilities. In an age where the importance of the word family is often bandied about quite casually, she came to represent, along with her late husband Patrick, my grandfather, the head of a significant family dynasty stretching from 7 children, to 22 grandchildren, to 28 great grandchildren and 2 great great grandchildren. All these descendants are still living. I believe this represents her greatest achievement, one that few, if any of us, can hope to even aspire to, let alone equal.

For most of us, she will be simply forever known as “Gran”

Background / Early Family / Meeting Patrick

Gran was born Marcella May Flick in 1911 on 3rd March in Bowraville, the baby daughter of Thomas William and Rosanna Flick. Thomas’ original name was von Flick, the German ‘von’ part was dropped when the family arrived in Australia some time prior.

Gran had three brothers Ernie, Billy and Ben and a sister Rosanna (who was the eldest). The underlying strength of the Flick gene can be seen in the fact that both Rosanna and Ernie lived well into their 90s.

The family had three dairy share farms over the years – the first one at Taylor Arm, then at South Arm, and finally at Missabotti. As a sign of her industriousness, at South Arm, at Paul Days farm, while a young girl of about 10, Gran assisted milking between 80 and 90 cows in the peak season, when butter was only 6 pence a pound, and her fathers share was then threepence a pound.

Gran had to walk 3 miles to school in Bowraville in her bare feet – rain hail, sleet or shine.

Needless to say, times were tough. However, these early days were a good training ground for life on a dairy farm, which was going to be the basis of Gran’s working life over the next 40 years

Early Life with Patrick on the farm at Missabotti

The Flick family moved to their share dairy farm at Missabotti in the middle of the 1920s. It was there, one day that a bullock driver went passed, who summoned up the courage to chat her up. Gran’s curt response to this rather brash young man was:

“I don’t speak to all sorts”

Nevertheless, this young man, of good Irish stock, persisted and the story he told to his children many years later was:

”Once she leaves school, she will be the one for me”

As a result of that fateful encounter, Marcella May Flick became Mrs Patrick Francis Joseph Moran on 30th October 1929, when they were married at this very church.

Patrick had a house built for his young bride at Upper Misabotti where they shortly began their life together on Patrick’s dairy farm.

Raising of 7 children

As you would expect, life on the farm was tough – Gran had to milk cows by hand, she cooked for 6 men, who worked in the bush with Patrick, as well as raise the seven children which would be born over the ensuing 10 years.

During this period, the cooking was done on a fuel stove, with no washing machines or fridges, as electricity didn’t arrive until early 1940.

Gran also assisted with banana packing in the late 1930s, and in the late 1940s, tomato picking and packing, as well as the picking and packing of peas and beans. In the mid 1940s, she did her bit for the war effort, by assisting in the repatriation of two Italian POWs, Karl and Phillip.

Additional hardship resulted from the death of her mother, Rosanna, when Gran was only 22, thereby preventing any maternal assistance from mother to daughter. By contrast, Gran’s eldest daughter today is a sprightly 77, with the other daughters also in their 70s.

Gran soon had the reputation as being known as the best cook in the Nambucca Valley, who could often make a meal out of next to nothing. Those of you in this church who have experience Gran’s cooking know exactly what I mean. This includes Father Peter who on more than one occasion expressed a passion for Gran’s passionfruit tart, not to mention her baked dinners.

Even though all seven children eventually wound up going to boarding school, Gran was always there should her children require her assistance. And this was sought and provided without question on innumerable occasions.

As is the case in all families, children being children can often prove to be quite the embarrassment. An example of this was when the twins, Marcia and Johnny, not more than 4 years of age, thought it would be a fun idea to cover themselves in axel grease and swing naked in front of Fred Gorley’s car as he drove past. It took Gran several hours of Kerosene scrubbing to clean the little monsters up.

However, Gran’s life did extend to beyond the diary farm. With the success of both the farm, and Patrick’s diversification into the timber industry by purchase of the old blitz wagon, they enjoyed travel to Europe for 6 months over 1958. This voyage on the Strathmore and the Strathaven encompassed numerous historical points of interest that both Patrick and Marcella had long since desired to visit. One of these was meeting and shaking hands with a young Queen Elizabeth in the gardens of Buckingham Palace.

For Gran, a particular highlight was her pilgrimage to Lourdes and Fatima, two locations considered paramount in the Roman Catholic region. This also assisted in the testing of Gran’s faith when the first grandson Paul, was born. Gran also had an audience with the Pope over this time as well.

The Move to Nambucca

Patrick and Marcella moved to Nambucca Heads in approx 1960, to a house that Patrick provided the timber for. This was to be their home for he next 40 or so years.

Other destinations travelled to over this time included the Far East, New Zealand, Perth and New Guinea – where my father Danny was working in the Bank at the time.

Gran was also one of the privileged few people invited to draw out from the State Lottery (Lotto) office – where she won $20 on the day she drew the lottery.

Although the dairy farm was now run by their son Paul, the house at Nambucca soon became the focal point of the wider Moran family gatherings and get togethers. Especially now that the sons and daughters of Marcella and Patrick were having children of their own.

The importance of family to Gran could be witnessed at several occasions, birthdays, christenings – in short – hers and Grandfathers presence at key events in their grandchildren’s lives. For me, one of these ongoing series of the importance of family came about at the infamous Misabotti Beer Festivals. Gran and Grandfather were generally always there, and there were several opportunities for photo snaps of the wider Moran clan – often one of the few occasions when the entire family was in the one location.

In 1979, this dynasty was in full evidence at their Golden Wedding anniversary. Not only were all the children and most of the grandchildren present, but their bridal table was also the same, bar one – a remarkable achievement.

My grandfather Patrick passed away in April 1988, unfortunately depriving them of a 60-year anniversary by some 18 months. Although obviously heartbroken, Gran displayed again her underlying qualities of strength and stoicism, by refusing to ‘throw in the towel’ and to go on living.

Later Years

Gran stayed on in the house in Nambucca until only two years ago, again another remarkable achievement – living alone at the age of 95.

With the onset of the years, Gran’s singular sense of humour manifested itself in countless examples. Here are a few of them:

•    One Melbourne Cup, Gran misplaced her racing tickets – but she was still adamant that “some theiven bastard” had come in to the house to specifically steal them out from under her.

•    Similar anecdotes surround her false teeth. Burglars were accused of coming into the rob them as well, although god knows what Nambucca’s best thieves would have wanted with an old woman’s teeth. This is nothing however, compared with the time when her teeth were replaced by the local dentist and when they didn’t quite fit,  she was equally adamant that a “pigs tooth” had been put in their in its place.

Gran’s later years cannot be recounted without the selfless efforts and special thanks required to my aunts Rhona and June – both of whom took turns at looking after Gran and putting up with her behaviour which could be quite erratic at times.

My Recollections

Finally, I would like to conclude by offering you some personal recollections of the wonderful woman I knew as my grandmother. I’m sure other grandchildren present in this church will be able to offer similar recollections.

To me, she will always be remembered as an integral part of my childhood, from those lazy, sun dappled days of summer holidays at that white panelled house at Nambucca. Her continual presence in that kitchen, the soft low hum of that old freezer, from military style preparation of breakfasts, lunches (her salads, mayonnaise, sponge cakes to name but a few), as well as dinners – all had with bread and tea.

For looking after us all those summers long ago, even when Karen, Desi and I, being children, were customarily naughty and even had ‘spilt the milk’ all over her newly cleaned floor. Any anger she may have deservedly felt to us that afternoon, was quickly forgotten that same evening, where she would gently tease us as to who

“wanted the red one and who wanted the green one”

regarding those infamous coloured desert serving bowls.

Her love of music and opera, which she often displayed, whether by singing around the house, tickling a few keys on the piano wherever she was at a house with one, or even just quietly humming and tapping away a tune to pass the time.

My sister Karen and I always knew when bedtime was approaching at Nambucca, on account of the unmistakeable smell of Nivia cream, which Gran applied religiously every night.

That practice, responsible for keeping her looking way younger than actual years (and to ensure that the dreaded crows feet was resisted for as long as possible), was I’m sure also a contributor towards Gran always wanting to smile and make sure she was suitably dressed before ANY photo was taken of her.

Vanity – perhaps? But regardless of how she felt about her own appearance, the important thing is we now have her record, her memory and her face irretrievably etched in our minds.

Well, she is now upstairs with Grandfather, no doubt sharing a joke with him, and amongst others, with their close friends Harold and Edna. I would like to conclude by the recitation of a poem that I personally heard her sing often, and with considerable emotion. I’m sure most of you will also know it:

I wandered today to the hills Paddy
To watch the scene below
The creek and the creaking old mill Paddy
Where we used to long long ago
The green growth is gone from the hills Paddy
Where first the daisies spring
The creaking old mill is still Paddy
Since you and I were young
Oh they say that I’m feeble with age Paddy
My steps are much slower than then
My face is a well written page Paddy
And time all along was the pen

Oh they say we have outlived our time Paddy
As dated as songs that we’ve sung
But to me, you’re as fair as you were Paddy
When you and I were young

Oh they say we have outlived our time Paddy
As dated as songs that we’ve sung
But to me, you’re as fair as you were Paddy
When you and I were young

To Gran

December 3, 2007

I love a rainy night*

Filed under: Mundane — The Big Kahuna @ 2:58 pm

Or afternoon!

View today from Sydney’s CBD.

With apologies to Eddie Rabbitt (damn that was a good song)!

November 30, 2007

Pricey’s Gone!

Filed under: Politico — The Big Kahuna @ 12:27 pm

 

Irreverent & cheeky Australain political columnist Matt Price had his funeral today in Perth (Kevin Rudd attended). Matt was a humourous and gifted wit, whose mutterings on the goings on in federal politics was always entertaining. I always looked forward to his writings, he will be VERY sorely missed.

Take a squiz over at his blog to see examples of hid wordcraft, and comments from those who also enjoyed his style!

He managed to send a text to Kevin on Saturday night congratulating him on his victory. Apparently, ALP right wing numbers man and dental candidate par excellence Anthony Albanese broke down and openly wept on Sunday afternoon when he heard the news of Matt’s passing.

Matt was diagnosed with his brain tumour in September, dead in November!

Something for us all to ponder!

November 29, 2007

A long time between drinks!

Filed under: Politico — The Big Kahuna @ 2:52 pm

 

Referring to my last post and of course Kevin Rudd’s spectacular victory in last Saturday’s general election. Analysis paralusis will now be the order of things for some time, but as far as Labour goes, it was a truly magnificent win, one for the “true believers” indeed.

Although, true to form, Kevin did not echo any of this traditional Labour sentiment, re-inforcing the public perception of him as a non idealogical, outcomes based, managerial technocrat.

The Left may decry his views on this front, but as long as his victory has cemented the destruction of the arch conservative John HOward, he will be very warmly welcomed in most sections of the Australian polity.

PS - I see this afternoon that the Libs have gone against expecations and hired “the Foetus” (as my mother calls Brendan Nelson) as the new leader, with the robotic Krystle Carrington-esque Julie Bishop as deputy.

Lets hope Opposition will now cause her eyelids to blink like a human being (you dont believe, you watch how this woman just doesnt blink during an interview)!

November 13, 2007

Send in the Clowns*

Filed under: Politico — The Big Kahuna @ 3:58 pm

 

Self styled Ned Kelly of Australian politics, a certain PJ Keating, serves up a further tasty treat to the punters, by way of a justifiably vituperative attack on the Menzies malingerer and his dog whistle workplace laws that now are not even mentioned by members of the Federal Government. Keating is a treat now whenever he either speaks or puts pen to paper!

  • with pologies to Stephen Sondheim but its a reference in the artcile below to the hapless Hockey and doursour Andrews. From todays SMH!

Vintage Keating!

There have been two seminal events in wage fixing in Australia over the past 100 years. 


 


The first was the movement to a national or centralised wage-fixing system that came with the Harvester Industrial Court judgment of 1907.


The second was the dismantlement of that centralised wage-fixing system by the Keating government in 1993. That change created a decentralised wages system built around enterprise bargaining, with an arbitrated safety net for the low paid.


The Harvester judgment enshrined a cost-of-living-based national award, one that reflected the cost to people of the tariff that Mr H.V. Mackay wanted for his harvester machine company at the time.


The 1993 Keating government changes reflected the needs of the new economy after Labor had removed the tariff wall and with it the “one size fits all” centralised wages system. The legislation removed altogether the mechanism for an inflationary wages explosion of the kind John Howard last gave the economy as treasurer in 1981.


This new wages system was handed to Howard and Peter Costello on a plate in 1996. The enterprise bargaining component of it has since kept wage increases affordable and, with it, national inflation at 2.5 per cent.


The Howard Government’s Work Choices legislation could therefore never be seminal to the industrial relations system, because that system had already been broken down to enterprises and factories three years before the Government came to office and 12 years before Work Choices was enacted.


Work Choices is nothing more than a bitchy, ideologically based attempt to break down the wages and working conditions of the lowest-paid Australians; in the main, women and young people.


And the reason Howard never mentioned Work Choices in the 2004 election campaign was that he never expected to have control of the Senate after that election to pass such a draconian piece of law.


Work Choices happened only because the unexpected control of the Senate gave Howard his lifetime chance to break the back of trade unions. The same trade unions which, by 2005, had given him nine years of moderate wage outcomes consistent with an inflation rate of 2.5 per cent.


But not good enough for him. He attacked anything that was decent around him to push down further the interests of lower-paid people. As if the profit share in the economy, and the sharemarket with it, wasn’t high enough, going from one record to another.


And to oversee his wilful system, he put in Kevin Andrews and Joe Hockey, both in political short pants when I had comprehensively deregulated the system in 1993. Hockey was not even in the Parliament. I could name a thousand people who have forgotten more about the wages system than either of them knows.


But now all of us have to put up with Hockey’s infantile claims, while that refugee from the Dollar Sweets case, Costello, looks forward as prime minister to putting the boot into working people even further. 


 

This is the reality of the industrial relations system in Australia today.

Only 5 per cent of employees are covered by the Goebbelsian-titled Work Choices legislation. The other 95 per cent live every day of their working lives under the Keating Labor government’s industrial laws.

Howard’s and Costello’s vicious assault on Kevin Rudd’s and Julia Gillard’s industrial relations proposals, claiming that they will see a return to centralised wage fixing, is based on nothing more than a lie. What Rudd and Gillard are proposing is the maintenance of the existing enterprise bargaining-cum-safety net model set up by Labor in 1993, with modifications to take account of the continuing and evolving needs of the economy and its workplaces.

Howard attacked the Labor Party recently when it suggested that the Liberal Party’s industrial relations ads were outrageously divisive and wrong. Howard said everything is fair game in election campaigns, and by everything, he meant especially, the truth.

A Prime Minister who wilfully disparages 2 million Australians – 20 per cent of the workforce, those who belong to trade unions – is not a Prime Minister who, in any way, sees his role as keeping the country unified and at peace with itself.

Howard has mauled the one group in the community that successfully took on the fight against inflation and that co-operated in the dismantling of the centralised wage system to keep that victory in place. Not one bit of thanks or acknowledgement has he given them. After all, if they were the wreckers and thugs he says they are, how could we have possibly had a 2.5 per cent inflation rate consistently over the past 16 years? 

 

Blitzkrieg London Style - 2007

Filed under: Round the World — The Big Kahuna @ 10:08 am

No – its NOT a terror attack on the set of Eastenders, but a scary fire/explosion at the site of the Olympic venue for the UK capitals 2012 Summer Games. Eerily reminiscent of that famous shot in the Blitz (love that word) of 1940 where St Pauls was almost engulfed by flames!

Pass the fire hose guv’nor!

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